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My name is Jeremy Kespoh but some of my friends call me the swan,(my pic is below all the way on the right Im in the gray sweatshirt). The Clam Swan is a nick name I have earned overtime. The Clam part came from the fact when I jave too much to drink I tend to break out into a sweat yet I am still cold to the touch.The swan part is an Adam Sandler reference and if you still don't understand then you've never watched Billy Madison.I am a 22yr old college student a the University of North Florida.I am your average slacker goof ball college guy. I am a huge sports fan I hang out with my goat friends at "the Goat house" and we get into various adventures that I'll share with you as much as possible. I hope you find some cool stuff on here. . Who are the members of the Goat House? Actual residents: Mike- AKA Charger, AKA the professor, Charger is one of three people that actually live in the goat house. He is kind of a mad scientist (he is a chemistry major) who plans to one day rule the earth. Rick- AKA the world's biggest rick, Rick is the most normal person at the goat house but the boy still ain't right. Rick looks forward to handing out some police brutality as he plans to be a cop one day. Is the LAPD hiring? Andy- AKA the goat, The goat is jsut that a goat. I don't think any one really knows what his major is including him. He is the most laid back guy I know and is the resident philosopher. And when he is "goatified" he is the most entertaining person at the goat house. Frequent visitors: Nick- AKA Nick swan, Nick was my room mate for a semster(unfortunaetly for him).He is also a big sports fan and along with Rick and I make our often drunken trio complete.Nick also look forward to beating innocent moterists when he becomes a cop. Tracy- AKA the paterner, the patterner enjoys putting everything into patterns. She also keeps Nick in line as she is his girlfriend and also is Rick's sister.The patterner is studying to become a sports physician/pysical therapist to help all the people beaten by her brother and boyfriend to rehab from their injuries. Kelly- AKA Kelly swan, Kelly is Ricks girlfriend and is the main factor we ever do anything as she is the only one of us with motivation.Kelly is also known to beat helpless unsuspecting goats and swans senseless.Kelly is a Biology major I believe who will help to fix the environment destroyed when Charger starts war.You can e-mail the Swan at [email protected] you can e-mail the goat house (rick's mail) at [email protected] we are not a porn site but we do except nude photos of attractive women for our personnel recreation. Thank you. |
1) If you are white trash please take a bath and never return to this page. If you don't know if you are white trash or don't know what white trash is then this probably applies to you. 2) If you are under the age of 18 you should pay close attention to this page as I am a positive role model for any of you kids who want to be slackers or wise guys. 3)If you were looking for porn you have the wrong page but good luck. 4)If you think my page sucks You are probably gay or a dork therefore your opinion doesn't matter so get on from round here! 5)It is recomended that you be under the influence of alcohol not only while viewing this page but whenever possible. 6)Viewing this page has been proven by my crack research team at the goat house to make you smarter, cooler, and sexier so view as many times as possible. 7)If you think that wresling is real see disclaimer #1 8)If you are easily offended you probably didn't make it this far so it doesn't matter. 9)I already know that I have no English skills, so if you are a nerd or something do not mail me with my grammar and spelling mistakes or I will track you down and beat you with my hickory stick. 10)If you have a SFLB, mullet, Hockey haircut or any similar trashy hairstyle see #1 11)If you by into any of this crap you are even more retarded than me. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| What can I say I am a slacker. I haven't had much timr to update the site after all my liver is still functioning. Seriously though allot has happened in the last few months Rick and Kelly have graduated college and Rick is getting closer and closer to becoming a pig (cop for any jackass who never heard that). The Clam Swan has a new pad. I am living with Nick again and his girlfriend patterson. Probably the best story I have for you guys is that during Rick's Graduation party somebody busted out a bottle of fighting cock. Fighting Cock is whiskey I think and is like one million proof. Well everyone was afraid of the stuff so The Clam had top show all there was nothing to fear so I wound up taking about 4 shots of it including one 5 ounce shot. Needless to say the clam was very very drunk.I wound up in tights and a wife beater going around telling everyone I was a superhero and swimming in a kiddie pool(Kids dont try this at home) Yet still amazingly the Clams mystical powers kept me from having any traces of a hagnover. Anyway you guys out there have fun and I'll have some new stories and otehr cool shit for you soon. | ||||||||||||||||||||
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